You've made it to The Hollyweird Webzine, which focuses on, you guessed it: MOVIES! We review movies. We analyze movies. We discuss movies. And generally we celebrate cinema, the greatest artform on the planet.

But don't think for one second it is at all an easy thing to accomplish. For every decent movie you could watch, there are at least 50 other movies that would make you and Ed Wood (God help you if you don't know who he is) regurgitate all of your vitals. That's where we come in. We go through the agony and the ecstasy for you. Aren't we just so nice?

We've decided to take a different approach to the central concept of a webzine. Instead of regular monthly installments, it's just gonna be periodically updated. So, columns will change whenever new ones are received, and the same goes for the reviews. To help you out, and to keep you from being stranded out in the cold, everything will be archived for you. So, in doing this we hope to decrease the stagnation a 'zine can get as the days, months, and (hopefully) years chug along. Also, for you busy people who just can't take or make the time to read our in-depth reviews, there are some short reviews for you to delve through (you'll see a lot of these for newer releases).

To see more about the staff and contributors, click on their names. There you'll find out such things as their favorite films, hobbies, and other general info and tidbits.

And please do not think that you do not make a difference in what goes on at this trifle of a site. In fact, you can even become an integral part of it. Contact us to receive more info.

All that is left to be said is: practice good hygiene, remember to walk the dog, and clowns are NEVER, EVER, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, "nice". Oh, and enjoy the Webzine!